Cumbrain

A person obsessed with sex to the point where it becomes a detriment to their abilities to socialize and think through problems. They typically act perverted and a threat to women.

Mike keeps flirting with every girl he meets like a fucking cumbrain. Call the cops

by ♥🗺☠ October 1, 2021

cumbrain

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies

Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer

by Editamio March 14, 2022

Cambrian

A spunky individual with sass and attitude. She's the boss of the world, or at least she thinks she is. But it's okay. She's awesome and the most fun to be around. She's the coolest sister a person could have. She's also a professional cat wrestler and honorary cross country coach.

"Whoa, that Cambrian is a firecracker!"

by TKDKylea February 27, 2015

The Cambrian

A smelly dirty hole in the shadows of the welsh mountains. there are many strange liquid concoctions here but none are palatable.

"whats that smell?"
"its probably coming from the cambrian"

by suzannipoonani January 5, 2013

Cumbria Shotgun

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".

*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*

by Tactful June 7, 2010

Cumbria

The biggest example of why looks can be deceiveing. The Lake District is absolutely breath-takingly beautiful. With amazing moutains, hills, and lakes. But the smackheads who walk about there are far from beautiful. More along the lines of dickheads and bastards who think they're tough because they spend their time sitting at home, sticking coke up their ass while on the dole.

But hey! If you wanna buy some good cush(drugs) just ask anybody who wears outdated athletic joggers and jackets... Or just any body who wears clothing outdated in Cumbria.

"Hey man! You know where i could get some good cush at?"
"Oh yeah!... Try Cumbria."

by ChilesTheDillhole_69 May 30, 2019

Cumbria

A really shit county in the North West of the UK, filled with sheep, hills and a lot of chav's.

Sheep + Hills + Isolation = Cumbria

by JJJJJJB March 30, 2009