camfap

The pinnacle of the modern sexual relationship, where two people mutually masturbate with each other via webcam.

Hey sexy, how about a little camfap when I get home from work?

by imby July 1, 2011

comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.

Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart

by Boobals November 7, 2013

cumfaggot

A homosexual entity so thirsty for semen that one must recognize them as slutty

Roger and james both had sex in the ciderhouse they are cumfaggots.

by Luca G. April 7, 2004

cumfart

1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.

2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.

1. "Yah baby, I'm going to make you cumfart so hard right now."

2. "Dan, don't be such a cumfart."

by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

comfartable

- to be in a comfortable position to break wind
- to find a position which relieves gastro-intestinal discomfort caused by trapped wind
- the act of relieving such discomfort by breaking wind

Conor was suffering a bad case of wind. He had to get comfartable before he continued his meal.
Nita made herself comfartable, and relieved the pressure of wind in her gut.

by kelvinsdrift October 21, 2010

cumfasa

After a man ejaculates, he subsequently places a large amount of semen on the tip of his penis and proceeds to wipe it across the forehead of his partner. This may be accompanied by the man, eyes closed in a meditative state, verbalizing the word "simbaaaaa".

(n) Last night, David performed a cumfasa after he came. It made me orgasm immediately.

(v) Dude, my roommate ran out of the bathroom and cumfasa'd the drunk asshole passed out on the couch.

by ciaobellaxoxo November 30, 2011