Oh dear, I missed my bus. I'm going to CTM whilst I wait for the next one because I don't want anyone to know how upset I am about it
by marthvader August 21, 2012
Get the CTMmug. by ksdshf November 3, 2017
Get the CTMmug. short for chuckle to myself
kinda like lol but more realistic, because who actually laughs out loud when they write that? I mean if something's really funny you end up writing lmao or something. ctm just seems to be more relevent, more often. and as an added plus people can't read it as a word; they would have to say the letters separately, unlike stupid people who actually say lol in real life.
kinda like lol but more realistic, because who actually laughs out loud when they write that? I mean if something's really funny you end up writing lmao or something. ctm just seems to be more relevent, more often. and as an added plus people can't read it as a word; they would have to say the letters separately, unlike stupid people who actually say lol in real life.
well that escalated quickly ctm
betcha 5 bucks you wont eat that ctm
why do black people who get out of jail become muslims? ctm
betcha 5 bucks you wont eat that ctm
why do black people who get out of jail become muslims? ctm
by john the pimp January 28, 2013
Get the CTMmug. by floooooo November 23, 2021
Get the piñera ctmmug. CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.
I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.
by SweetSyl June 16, 2018
Get the CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy)mug. "Hey do you know Bob?"
-who is Bob?
"Bobbabooey-Howard Stern's penis!"
-ctm, nice one. I thought you were talking about Bob.
"Bob?"
- BOB.
"YEAH"
- BOB.
"YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?"
-NOW, YA. BOB.
"YA."
- BOB.
"YA."
- BOBBITY BOB BOB BOIEW WYEAYUH.
"Ctm, what the hell? Are we all Bobs?"
-who is Bob?
"Bobbabooey-Howard Stern's penis!"
-ctm, nice one. I thought you were talking about Bob.
"Bob?"
- BOB.
"YEAH"
- BOB.
"YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?"
-NOW, YA. BOB.
"YA."
- BOB.
"YA."
- BOBBITY BOB BOB BOIEW WYEAYUH.
"Ctm, what the hell? Are we all Bobs?"
by Bobby-Bobbino November 25, 2023
Get the Ctmmug. Acronym meaning "Chuckling To Myself". Can be used in internet environments to describe the sensation of quietly laughing to a particularly amusing stimulus. While "lol" (acronym of Laughing Out Loud) is used as a filler or placeholder, and often does not equate to joy and laughter, "ctm" is used when you wish to express that odd sensation when you indeed chuckling (or any variation including snorting, giggling, or full out laughing) to yourself.
Caiti: i woke up in physics class. i dont take physics. i had a handout on my desk and everything
Dan: ctm. you need to keep your dysfunction to a minimum.
Dan: ctm. you need to keep your dysfunction to a minimum.
by dirtieedee March 4, 2015
Get the ctmmug.