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Crytac

The scientific word for someone who has crippling autism
Man I cant believe the doctors just diagnosed me with crytac
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crytearya

Specific "boxes dat must be checked" in order for someone to eye-floodingly bawl and blubber.
Selfishly-entitled individuals like Ethan Couch view anything whatsoever dat doesn't go exactly to their liking as crytearya to squallingly go through great wads of Kleenex.
by QuacksO January 8, 2024
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crytearya

Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.
In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.
by QuacksO April 10, 2024
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crytting

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.
by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024
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