A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.
Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!
by Dave the Busdriver December 8, 2011
VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.
A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010
Crystal refers to a pedophile or stalker, This crystal is someone who continously watches a/ numerous people whilst sleeping and is a constint nuesence. And constentally tries to invite herself into peoples plans.
Person 1: I just had the worst dream.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
by Anonomous2 April 3, 2012
A girl that lives off welfare. She has many children by different men. More children equals more welfare. One of the most unintelligent and ugly woman you may know. She is uneducated and has a butter face. Sleeps with many men, he's a slut
Dude I slept with that crystal girl and she might be pregnant?
No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
by Brian8610 February 8, 2010
by Not in denmark August 6, 2006
Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
by Anonymousass1234567890 May 22, 2015
A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!
Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...
Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...
Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!
Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...
Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...
Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
by Crabsters February 6, 2010