Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way

Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.

by dons2014 November 12, 2011

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020

Crusty Skankasaurus

A dirty (literally) whore. Anyone you feel like insulting.

That girl is a crusty skankasaurus.

by A-RodJSU May 9, 2006

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

by Camels November 15, 2006