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Urban Frustrationary

When you are searching, searching, searching through random selections in the Urban Dictionary and become continually frustrated by the overwhelmingly mediocre entries you happen across, the U.D. morphs into an Urban Frustrationary.
"Man, I'm sick of all these entries about jerking off. What an Urban Frustrationary!"
by an non January 19, 2009
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masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason
"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"
by mr man1992 December 6, 2009
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Mental Castration

The art of mentally manipulating someone so badly that they can't even begin to think about having sex
Everything was fine until she told me she used to be a man, then I underwent a mental castration every time I seen her naked.my shit was softer than Spongebob.
by LandoThaJuggalo December 28, 2010
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sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.
by nic P November 2, 2004
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Cumstration

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.
Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.
by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009
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crustatious

Wow look shes so crustatious!
by yummyyamica October 5, 2016
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Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction
It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.
by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010
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