noun.
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
by Shiara January 6, 2014
Get the Cuntmuffin mug.Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010
Get the Cuntmuffin mug.Related Words
a cunt who is built like a muffin/has a muffin top.
a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.
a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin
a cunt who is obese and only eats muffins.
a muffin with a cunt living in it/a vagina inside of a muffin
me: OMG! Kate is such a cuntmuffin
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*
friend 1: Why?
friend 2: Because she’s a stupid CUNT and all she do is eat muffins!!
me: yeah she is a fat cuntmuffin…
all: *chants cuntmuffin together 6 times while spinning*
by penis popper 2.0 July 7, 2023
Get the cuntmuffin mug.