crusties

Congregating wherever aged proto-dance acts play at summer festivals, and typified by the "Dog-on-a-string"; Crusties are aging psychadelia fans, acid burn outs, or just vegans who don't like to wash their hair (or their dog).

Stumbled into the Ozric Tenticles tent, tripped over a dog on a string and had mexican mushrooms shoved up my jumper by a unwashed hippy. I love the smell of crusties in the summer.

by Crikeymiles August 7, 2006

butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

crusties

Fecally encrusted underpants or boxers.

My ass stunk, so I had to change out of my crusties into a fresh pair of boxers.

by Mr. Fresh April 23, 2006

crusties

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.

when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.

by mr man August 23, 2004

crusties

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crusties on his face

by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009

crusties

Crusties are very proud of their state of filth. A step on you'll find the unwashable. Unwashables truely and deeply loath any form of personal hygiene. An unwashable is a religiously hardcore mysophile who usually stays unwashed & crusty all his life. For them it is not so much a temporary statement of believes as a dedicated way to live, despite often being shunned by society.

He's so incredibly filthy, he's even worse than those crusties, he must be an unwashable.

by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005