Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

Cultastic

The religion of Cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st Century by enigmatic leader Rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.

Peace brother, I'm a Cultastican. Give me the secret handshake.

by rollsy July 9, 2006

Craptasticity

the ratio of the percent of crap in one variable to the percent crap in another variable

Saturday night helped reverse the effects of the overall craptasticity of last week

by KittyGrrl05 October 20, 2010

Crustation

ROYCE

Royce is a crustation

by Crustation22 February 20, 2018

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Crustation

A crusty crab that’s known to smoke weed and drink white claw.

That crustation was shredding hard on the boardwalk today.

by Crustation of the Nation August 8, 2020