crussell

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.

Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.

by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010

Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Dream Crusher

A person who attempts to discourage or stands in the way of someone else pursuing their dream.

Audrey was a dream crusher, when she crushed Connors dreams by telling him he would never be able to do it.

by ChickenMcBuckets April 6, 2017

Head Crusher

1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.

2. A Megadeth song. Their first single from their upcoming album "Endgame". It's lyrics describe the torture device.

1. I think your parents considered putting you through the head crusher when you were born.

2. The solo in "Head Crusher" is not long enough!

by |\/| egadet |-| August 9, 2009

Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

Crushed Rhino

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.

Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.

by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009