Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018
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A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.
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Get the Crusade mug.The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.
"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."
"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."
"No crusading in the comments, guys."
"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."
"No crusading in the comments, guys."
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Also the Republic capital.
Also the Republic capital.
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