crapitalism

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.

Smash crapitalism!

by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004

Crepitate

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

by you know December 8, 2004

Cruzity

Basically, it's a filler; a word used for when you don't know what to say or lost your train of thought; or when you aren't paying attention to a conversation when it comes around to say what your opinion is. It leaves the opponent with a bottomless pit while you slowly back out of the convo PLO Style

Friend: Yeah man the last time I got my freak on was two months ago, it was with this old lady who didn't really know what to do. It was funny how we met etc....

You: (Very irritated) Yeahhh Cruzity (then walk away)

Friend: Wtf? cruzity?

You: (half way gone)

by Nik Hoyt April 4, 2008

CREPIT

A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git

Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"

by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009