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Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.
by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006
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Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.
Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!
by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012
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crunch week

That one week where ALL of your professors decide to give you projects/exams. It makes a lot of students fail under pressure. This week is usually towards the end of a semester.
Eddy: Ben, are you showing up for soccer practice?

Ben: Nah, it's crunch week. I've got three tests and two projects due tomorrow. These teachers have got no personal lives.

Eddy: Alright then. See ya next week.
by HazeStorm777 March 21, 2017
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Crumping

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles
Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!
by RainyRose April 28, 2020
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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coochie crunch

Watch what you say in front of Carlos. He and the boss are all coochie crunch with eachother. They're homies
by Carlos the Comic March 30, 2017
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A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again
by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
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