cruddle

The act of crouch huddling when extremely cold.

I was so cold at crew, I cruddled in the back of the boathouse to conserve heat.

by EAT27 October 7, 2010

the crud

When you turn into a walking snot ball you have "The Crud" You cough up mucus and your nose runs constantly therefor the use of the word "crud".

You go to the office and you cough and blow your nose for an hour and a coworker asks "what's wrong with you?" Yo respond, "I have the crud".

by Bcbabylon July 29, 2006

Cruddd

A slang used by popular drill producer Mr Wotz, normally as an ad lib or a call and response.

CRUDDDD MADDDDD

by Bloke jnr December 28, 2018

Cruddlife

Just a fully sick human

Hey your like cruddlife.

If you want to be cool you gotta be cruddlife

by Al ZéCruddy May 31, 2021

Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.

I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.

by in4GBH May 25, 2009

dick crud

Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!

by bloke678 August 22, 2009

shelby crider

the most beautiful girl in the history of anything and erik really likes her more than anything

shelby crider! wow shes perfect

by EG (; February 15, 2014