shit crust

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

Croutoning

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.

Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."

by ondi December 8, 2021

Croist

(adj) a combination of crusty and moist.

The smell from Little Timmy's croisty ball rash after a week of not bathing was unbearable.

by Shithead McFuckmyass August 16, 2011

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Bum Crust

Bum Crust is a wholesome, healthy, organic food supplied by a dealer. It's sacred and, if distributed fairly, could save world hunger. A single gram to have all the nutrition you need for 3 days! Unluckily many people are trying to steal it due to its value. Healthy bum crust usually takes about 2 years to mature, and stealing it beforehand could be detrimental to your health! It needs to be farmed using a special Crustinator at around 18 months and then left to ripen in the Crustation Facilities. But there is always the risk over over-maturing, consequently this removes the nutrients so, you are actually eating plain, hardened poo. To be safe on the matter, you can always contact your local dealer who shall point you in the right direction. At the moment we are still researching the full potential of the crust and it's not for the public to consume. But it could solve food problems in the future

Mano: Krithik, you got the bum Crust?
Krithik: Yes I do, but it's not for you to eat as of yet, it needs to ripen
Mano: KRITHIK I DEMAND YOUR CRUST NOW
Krithik: No Mano, we need to give it to other people, you can't eat it all!
Mano: Let me at your farms
Krithik: NOOOOOOOO *Screams and shouts* IT'S NOT RIPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY, PLEASE WAIT A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY SUPPLY I'VE GOT!
Mano: KRITHIK I HAVENT EATEN IN 20 MINUTES, I NEED MY NUTRITION
*Mano clutches Krithiks bumcheeks and licks the bumhole and its surrounding crust

by =-O November 5, 2018

crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty

aw man I got a crust rocket

by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 5, 2018

Crustaholic

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

by Benoo January 25, 2021