Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008

crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

crotchtastrophe

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.

"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."

by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013