The name an old person gives to a criminal. Especially the government during the Nixon Administration that old people remember
Granny: That there man is a crook!
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you
Grandson: grandma nobody uses the word crooks anymore except for old people like you
by stoner63 November 21, 2010
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by 1352 March 16, 2011
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the motto of Saudi Arabia
saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!
saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
by timhoe December 15, 2020
Get the ain't no such things as halfway crooks mug.Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.
In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!
by Porkrtick Patrick July 3, 2008
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by The Crookster July 28, 2016
Get the Crookster mug.A hick / skudrutter town where all the crack heads live. Known as the perry county meth heads also. We’re a yee yee town mixed with Hollywood’s drug stuff. And hey we’re in Ohio the top state for human trafficking. If your not snorting coke off your friends table or doing shots out of there belly button. Your probably mud running or running from the cops. See we used to be an okay town full of pottery now we just do pot. If you like to do drugs then crooksville is the place to be
Hey did you take a trip down to crooksville for the supplies? Yeah I got it you ready to get fucked up yo
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