Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 8, 2017

cronch titty

When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty

Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!

by duckymunchycrunchy October 9, 2021

Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.

"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."

by CronchMaster3000 September 13, 2024

Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023

Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019