coked

The feeling you get when you are high on coccaine.

I feel like superman on roller skates.

by tkeeo_754 May 13, 2005

Crooked Lou

person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol

Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"

by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

by Dane Hansen October 24, 2016

Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.

Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020

under cooked

not yet mature; adolescent

He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022

cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

by tvdropper December 2, 2016

choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006