La Croix

Fucking lesbian water

Nesiah: “wow I love my La Croix”
Lawrence: “get that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

Sainte-Croix

They some lil youngin.from Huntington thy slime nd allat

Them the sainte-croixs everyone love em

by Nchghjhujk October 18, 2019

la Croix anxiety

When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.

Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.

by herewegowith February 8, 2019

dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

by La croix boi October 2, 2021

La Croix

A luxury alternative to water. For successful, masculine men and feminine women.

Fuck he's huge. Must be drinking that La Croix.

by Truth- January 25, 2024

Croix-Nonplussed

An intermediate level of hate for a process/ transportation system/ restaurant due to not meeting all expectations which Croix has applied through some bazaar secret randomized internal metrics system.

ambivalent / annoyed / Croix-Nonplussed / irritated / Croix-Rage / Croix-Hate (to be defined at a later date)

If the process/transportation system/restaurant does not meet any of his expectations, see Croix-Rage

The current state of the "high speed" light rail system in central Florida is causing my Croix-Nonplussed to flare-up.

by baloobill September 2, 2023

Croix

A slur for a bisexual person. Similar to how La Croix is a drink with half of a flavor, a bisexual is a person who can't choose and therefore is half of a sexuality.

"That person is just such a croix. They slept with Jake and then Tiffany not two weeks later!"

by definitionmakerof2017 December 2, 2021