Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017

crackus

A really stupid madeup word that me and
my friend say all the time.

WTF you crackushead!

by Kenny!!! April 21, 2004

cockussy

A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".

Damn bro, this boy got the best cockussy in town, no cap.

by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022

Crockashark

A cross between a crocadile and shark, found in shallow muddy waters around the southwestern tip of austrailia and sometimes in the canal that goes past our office. They have a tendancy to bite those who anger them with non funny remarks / bad accents. A mysterious creature, the crockashark is know to have a penchant for tank tops.

"Is that a Crockashark bite on your leg Anne-Marie?"

by biro1983 March 7, 2007

flaming crocus

A hallucinogenic...or so they say ;D

Randy: Dude, the flaming crocus was wicked last night.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

cockus majorous

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

by mandeena July 20, 2008

Cockusbituss

The Scientific term for a person who bites while giving a male oral sex.

Jessica is a cockusbitus. Taylor has never felt any pain like it.

by Prep69 January 24, 2005