croak dad

synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.

“your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj

by croak daddy April 16, 2019

Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

Croak Dream

A dream you have of yourself dying.

Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus

by Jay Dave December 1, 2011

Croak the frog

a term used to describe the act of masturbation - similar to “choke the chicken”

“I’m going to go home, relax and go croak the frog.”

by thatdudeoverthere11 March 17, 2023

crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

Connor croaking

wen guys look at gay porn, and get excited, its called connor croaking

"dude, we were watching youtube videos. and this naked guy came on and Kyle began connor croaking

by KYLEheiny April 3, 2010

shiver croak

sucking dick and choking with a shiver

David shiver croaked last night, it was like a surge of energy

by David Charmander January 12, 2014