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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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Crockenboosh

verb - To deliver a thrusting blow to the balls, especially with the fist.
If you don't give me that croquembouche I'm going to crockenboosh you so hard.
by davethecrockenboosher December 22, 2015
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Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.
Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com
by crookedminds June 16, 2009
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Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.
Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!
by lostempire June 11, 2006
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croakies

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.
Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.
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Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.
One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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Croated

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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