critter

to eat questionablely old food that has either expired or been left out.

Me: “Dad, do you think the mashed potatoes are bad? they were left out overnight”
Dad: “Id critter that shit”

by big.daddy.pootang.slayer February 21, 2020

critter

a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)

Damn... that girls a nasty ass critter

by Aydxn January 27, 2019

Critter

Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing

:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people

Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!

by rich kid. June 14, 2009

critter

An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.

Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter

by John Belushi May 6, 2003

Critter

A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.

*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??

by Niloc March 11, 2005

critter

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

by Snappy July 13, 2003

critter

another word for a dirty vagina

ewww shit leah blackburn got some crabs on her critter

by leah black June 3, 2009