Criticism

The act of pointing out flaws in a person/work/event. As it turns out, a lot of people tend to handle this quite poorly. Over-inflated ego may have something to do with it.

Critic: Your performance was very impressive! However, there are a couple minor nitpicks I have-
Narcissist: Why don't you fucking do it if you're so goddamn smart, huh!?
Viewer: Oh, whatsamatta with you? Can't take a little criticism?
Critic: No shit.

by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

critical acclaim

Critical Acclaim means to be looked upon very favorably by the Critics of any given industry. Broken down:

Critical (by the Critics)

Acclaim (Applause/cheer/acclamations)

Guy 1: man Guy 3 is really working hard on that painting, i think the judges are going to be impressed this year, he might win.

Guy 2: yeah he is aiming for Critical Acclaim all right.

by teh unforgiven August 6, 2010

crqptic

A big fat youtuber who uploads minecraft videos and is generally chunky. His videos are very cringe. He beats up 6 year old in exchange for minecraft bedwars for currency.

Crqptic: subscribe
Smart 7 year old : no...

by I'm not a scribe... February 7, 2020

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.

I don't understand that cryptic language.

by Cryptic December 10, 2003

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019

Criticule

To continualy critize someone or their behavior to the point of ridicule.

Christine criticuled his choice of shirt for the the concert to the point he went and bought a new one.

by rablin101 October 1, 2010