SoaR Crickets

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He hits his F key so fast I wonder what his fingers do to a women's vagina

SoaR Crickets has the ability to make a girl orgasm in 2 seconds with his fast as fuck boyy fingers

by yuhererera November 9, 2019

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery changed

Your ghetto cricket is hungry for a nine volt.

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

Jiminy Cricket

A mixed drink consisting of lager beer, bourbon, lime juice, and sugar.

"Tim stayed on the wagon for a whole month this time, but he was lured back to drinking by the siren song of a Jiminy Cricket

by Pernicious Lim October 1, 2018

Mud Cricket

A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?

Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.

Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.

by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off June 1, 2016

buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008