pull a cheek 

1. Driving at least 50 mph over the speed limit.
2. The capability of driving a pimp wagon (station wagon) and look good in it.
3. Driving so fast that your butt cheeks pull apart.
4. Referring to Sir Matthew Cheek driving 72 mph in a 25 mph zone.

Don't pull a cheek! You're gonna wreck!

pull a cheek by Darsizzlee November 2, 2008

one cheek sneak 

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

one cheek sneak by the prophet March 26, 2003

Crusty cheek 

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

Crusty cheek by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023

cheek flapper 

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.

During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.

cheek flapper by Shpoiken April 28, 2005

cheek fucker 

A male with a very small penis who is unable to penetrate the vagina while in the flat doggy style position.

Jim was considered a safe date by all the Morman girls, he was a certified Cheek Fucker, and their virginity would remain intact.

cheek fucker by Happy Lucky Pipe Welder May 14, 2016

cheek slapper 

A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.

Wheew...that was a real cheek slapper! or
Wait for it...now THAT was a real cheek slapper!

cheek slapper by Global Feetus April 2, 2007

Cheek Smashing 

When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.

John's girlfriend wouldn't have sex with him last night so he resorted to cheek smashing her.

Cheek Smashing by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011