Creature

any person whose gender is not instantly noticeable due to extreme obesity, ugliness, or both. Creatures tend to hide in their home (cave) or in restaurants until the night when they can walk around in peace. Seeing one during the day is a rarity and it is usualy fun to count how many you can find in one day.

Example 1: Rosanne Barr

Example 2: (Reenactment)

Guy1: "Dude! Look how ugly that guy is!"

Guy2: "Uhhh... I think thats a chick..."

Guy1: "No way! He has a full beard dude."

Guy2: "No... That CREATURE has a full beard..."

Guy1: "Thats disgusting..."

by Creature Hunter June 17, 2009

Creature

Creature can be a slang term for whiskey, named so because it is a cruel and punishing entity, that will leave you ruined and shamed if disrespected.

"Your turn to get a round of the creature in brother"
"Hey dude, you fancy a game of creature?"

by Bartoli Rodriquez May 29, 2010

Creature

A term of endearment for teenaged scene kids/drug addicts; generally found inhabiting gazebos and parking lots 24/7, smoking Newports and inducing fear in respectable humans

That guy is such a scene kid but I love him. He's such a wonderful creature!

by anony_mouse25 November 12, 2011

Creatureous

A creature like object, smell, or touch/ feeling

The girls nails were creatureous

by Soemhesthlur1303 February 08, 2018

Creatureous

A creature like object, smell, or touch

Her fingernails looked creatureous

by Soemhesthlur1303 February 07, 2018

Creature

A human without morales

- Brandon L. Eyster

1: “Bro did you see that Eyster?”
2: “Yo you mean that creature?”
1: “Yeah”

by AnonymousPuppy June 18, 2019

Creature

A person doing consistent, unproductive activities during creature hours. Different varieties include cave creatures, studious creatures, feral creatures, and others. Once a creature has gone to bed and/or "passed out" for the night they are no longer a creature.

The boys were such creatures last night that they went to get more beer at midnight.

by ECav2527 February 12, 2021