Boston Creamer

When you put a boston cream donut in front of someones asshole then you put your stiffy through the the cream filled part of the donut and into their butt also with the cream still on your dick. then your continue analing with the cream in their ass and then you cum in their ass. Once you've finished up you eat the cream/cum mix out of their ass.

I took a stop at Krispy Kreme before taking my girl home. I gave her the boston creamer.

by bubbly_sphincter7 November 16, 2014

Platinum Rim Creamer

The act of huffing silver spray paint, then providing an individual with oral sex and/or a rimjob until they orgasm. The activity received its name as it tends to leave a "platinum rim" around both the mouth and the genitals or anus, in addition to the option of a rimjob.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's into some kinky shit."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Like what?"
Guy 1: "Well, last night, she gave me a platinum rim creamer. I still have the ring around my cock!"
Guy 2: "Dude... no way."

by SilentWater August 11, 2010

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

creamjeanery

Something that causes a dude to have the ultimate desire to line the inner walls of his jeans with sweet creamy goodness.

I was walking my dog today and i saw this fantastic rock that i felt was a prime example of creamjeanery, and thus, i had to go home and change.

by Allison Cameronnnn September 13, 2009

[creemee]

What Vermonters call soft serve ice cream.

Do you want some Ben and Jerry's ice cream or would you just rather have a creemee?

by eelliott November 4, 2008

Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

Creamed Cheeks

putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it

Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?

by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018