Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

The Michael Clayton

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.

Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008

Clayton Bigsby

Black white-supremesis from Chappelle's Show. Author of the books Dump Truck, Nigger Stain, I Smell Nigger, and Nigger Book.

Clayton Bigsby: "He said look here nigger. That there's My Girl. Anyone gon have sex with my sister it's gonna be ME!"

Clayton: "Sir! I am going to make this Very Clear. I am in no Way, Shape, or Form involved in Any Niggerdom!"

by Da illest Nigga You Eva Seen! July 10, 2006

zach clayton

Zach Clayton aka Bruhitzach is amazing boy who any girl who could spend there rest of their life with. He's a crazy, funny, hot guy.

He's a zach clayton

by Nathan_Clayton_fangirl June 22, 2017

poo crayon

a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush

i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon

by progun December 9, 2008

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

fudge crayon

a wet turtle head capable of smearing skid marks into your underwear

'oh man, I've got a serious fudge crayon going on and it's drawing a pretty picture in my pants'

by RowdyRoddy January 8, 2010