double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

pub crawl

British slang. A pub crawl is where a group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages in each.

The most famous pub crawl is over the christmas holiday. The objective is to have one pint in each of 27 pubs that are nearest to each station on the distinctly beer-bottle shaped circuit.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Crawling back

To admit to someone you were wrong and apologize and blah blah.. basically kiss their ass until they forgive you.

"My ex tried to come crawling back to me last night... whatever!"

by nooneactuallycares June 6, 2018

skin crawl

when your skin tingles due to something disturbing .

that was so nasty it made my skin crawl.

by jlabinc August 19, 2016

kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.

by person May 1, 2003

hall crawl

A hall crawl is a drinking contest in which several teams are made to go to different rooms all along a hallway, each room dedicated to a different kind of liquor. The hall crawl is so named because by the end of the competition most of the participants are so inebriated that they are incapable of walking, and must crawl down the hall to the next room. Hall crawls are a frequent fraternity occurrence.

"Dude, did you go the Beta hall crawl last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"Brandon couldn't tell where he was going and crawled off the balcony. He only made it through three rooms, though, so we left him there until we finished."
"...That's fucked up."

by Omusubi April 13, 2006