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professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
by Burtrum May 13, 2008
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Crushin

To be attracted to someone to the point of some excitment.
I'm crushin on him, bad.

Also, if it's not obvious already. I'm crushin.
by dethdefire March 18, 2011
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Crassing

To be on your phone during a party, conversation, sports event, or other place where it is inappropriate or antisocial.
"Yeah, we all went out to dinner for my birthday but everyone was just crassing."
by djnarnz September 7, 2013
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power clashing

Combining clothing items that according to style etiquette do not go together. Doing this as a powerful figure will result in people unquestionably approving your fashion sense, and taking you in higher esteem.
> I'll tell you what I don't do: wear a striped tie with a striped shirt!

< It's called... power clashing. And I do it because I can.
by waxo May 17, 2011
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crashing bores

bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing

and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.

so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world
the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY

the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....

great song, you should listen it. NOW!
by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009
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Back crushing

When you start thinking about an old crush or an ex.
Dude: It was nice seeing her again and on the way home from work a song came on that reminded me of us.

Dude 2: You're totally back crushing homeboy!
by TOPANGA18 April 26, 2011
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Crushing

A fucked up feeling where u like someone and are to shy to say anything. And you're constantly feeling that u mean nothing to them, and you're constantly thinking about them and imagine perfect senarios that will probably never happen 😔
I saw that guy again in the halls again... I got a warm inside and wanted to look at him but I couldn't

Ya you're probably crushing
by Riversong2324 March 14, 2015
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