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chatspeak

Language used by clueless idiots who think that intentionally misspelling words is cool, and anyone who does not speak chatspeak is not trendy or cool.
Person: lyke, OMGZ!11111 i luvvvv ch4tsP34k!!1111
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!
by Cheyenne. Yup. June 24, 2005
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chatspeak

A way of typing words online to:

1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads

It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.

Ex:

1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O
(Chatspeak user): Lyk lolz0rz I pwn u!!!11!!!1!!1!1
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...
by Need a Name August 22, 2007
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chavspeak

Chavspeak is one word to describe the language that is spoken by the subhuman Chav race. It is hard to understand especially when spoken fast as in rap music songs, or a show of anger. A visitor to the UK should learn this language for thier own safety.
example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
by Jamesuddin May 13, 2006
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chatspeak

usually used in IM and text messages...
most adults don't understand it...
that sucks will become dat sux
rocks will become rox

chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.
by haterposer January 15, 2007
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Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.
by Eary February 22, 2010
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Chatspeak

The shortening of words and adding of numbers, usually used on an instant messenger service, that makes you look incredibly stupid. Usually makes no sense, and is hard to decipher. Rarely paired with correct spelling and punctuation. Also known as idiotspeak.
by Eponine March 23, 2004
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reality chatspeak

It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: chat syndrome
sane person: George Bush is a whore.
dude: ROFL!!
by Tiller August 1, 2005
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