Caught on the Crapper

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

the crapper

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

by Dawn September 12, 2002

going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast

his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

by heffalump July 10, 2005

crapper's high

A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.

After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.

by denbownium July 23, 2009

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Word Crapper

Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.

"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."

by Josiah Bartlett June 16, 2008

Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,

STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)

by AWCornball June 17, 2010