crapsmith

Similar to a poopsmith but obviously cooler because of the usage of the prefix crap-.

Billy-Bob: what kind of a poopsmith are you!?
Jilly-Jon: i ain't no muthafuckin' poopsmith! If you gon' call me somethin' call me a crapsmith! so much cooler!

by peggie April 27, 2007

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

Crapasmoli

Holy crap...with monetary value.

Holy Crapasmoli! You really said that to Chrissy??

by Pinkperfectpixie January 24, 2007

crapsmanship

doing shitty work under the guise of an expert.

My cheap ass house was built by a crapsmanship crew and that is why I am now stuck with a lemon.

by DIRTY:DoinItRightToYa July 21, 2014

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

clapism

To be clapped

Guy: "oi mate you got some fags?"
Me : "nah fuck off fam ya nans got clapism"

by RakeshTheTaxiDriver May 3, 2018

crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018