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crapington

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing
e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington
by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004
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crankinator

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.
Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.
by cdivalicious May 4, 2010
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Craniator

the machine that has 8 dildos attached and is placed under the chairs of the sisters in church and vibrate it using a mechnoid machine. So they can feel Jesus in their spirit....
Craniator dbn'b'sbns/b;l,slh
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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crapintosh

Crapintosh v.
Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.
Crapintosh wore his Mac osX shirt to Drumline practice again today
by crapintosh November 20, 2004
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crapintosh

The name given to an Apple Macintosh by PC nerds and IT geeks who feel threatened by the computers simplicity. The interface is so easy to use that one need not go to the IT geek for help, thus making him feel useless.
"Don't buy that Crapintosh, get a real PC and I will personally show you how to protect your system against all the viruses and spyware.
by PC Use'n fool September 5, 2006
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Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak
I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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