crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

crapps

Bloated, useless, and/or generally bad social network applications/add-ons.

I can't stand looking at her Facebook page because she has so many crapps.

by hisean July 5, 2008

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

by taoteqingren December 11, 2006

Crapa

Pronounced: kraa-pah

A crapa can be defined as a tacky girl or woman between ages of 16 to approx. 65.
In ancient times the word crapa would refer to a mountain goat. Nowadays it is used to depict a lady with a lack of class and terrible style.
Crapa must haves : a Michael kors purse, ugg boots, a mackage jacket, ombré hair, leggings, shellac nails, a fake tan, etc.
Should you possess three or more items in the above list, you are a crapa.

"OMG Jess, look at that crapa she's all over my boyfriend! Ima go pull that bitches ombré extensions out!!!"
Or
"Guys did you see that crapa at the bar with the leopard mini dress?"
Or
"Damn it, I used too much tanning lotion when I went to bronzage and now I look like a massive crapa!"

by Mountain goat September 3, 2013

crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006