Crangoola

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.

When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.

by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019

cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Cranbir

A man with a freshie and a half

Oh hello sir, Cranbir!

by Cranbir December 3, 2017

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

cranberrery

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.

Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.

by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008

the cranberries

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one

The cranberries rock!

by cranberies fan March 27, 2004