mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

Nick Crompton

A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.

"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"

by Jazz Speller September 21, 2017

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

Campton

Defines the art of skateboarding for those who suck at it and will never be as good as some people

Wow! I wish I could be a campton and 360 melon that shit!!!

by BigBoogerBoy March 26, 2010

Crompton

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.

Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.

by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009

nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton

nick crompton is always watching

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022