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(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist
have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for' probably wouldn't see your ad anyways, doesn't want to talk to you
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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Craigslisted

When you are in a argument with someone, or mad at someone, or even want to play a prank on someone you list there phone number in the free section as something expensive so lots of people call there phone.
matt,"bitch your a pussy" ME "i hope you enjoy those calls cause you have been craigslisted"
by Scott aka WayTooGodly February 22, 2009
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Craigslist

Formerly known as Schindler's List, a webpage where you could Jew people out of their money, labor or items. Then Craig came along, and became a well known prostitute among the listings: Thus famously renaming it Craigslist. In turn, BackPage was then created in honor of Craig's Jewish tendencies. Because the time and effort he put into his prostitution was really just a figurative back hand to value of your drugs.
Hey guys, have you seen Craig? I can't find him on Beach & Ball anymore.

- I don't know man, have you checked Craigslist?
by imawitchbitch April 20, 2018
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Craigslist

A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer on an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the seller, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling.
Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist Bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."

Example 2

Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
by Benrama34 April 29, 2014
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Craigslist

Your parents: we gotta tell you something...
You:what

Your parents:we got you from Craigslist
by Boogieman53553 November 13, 2019
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Craigslist Liar

One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.
Dale and the craigslist liar...

Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.
by v_man October 19, 2013
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Craigslist Slut

A woman or man who frequents the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist in search of partners for casual sex. Some Craigslist Sluts never divulge their real name.
Liz was the first woman who ever replied to a CL posting of mine (in September, 2004), as I heard from her from time to time, over the years, I realized she was a genuine Craigslist Slut but it would be years before we ever made a connection because I was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. Last week, I posted, I heard from her, I gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before I knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she'd given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.
by nyb January 9, 2008
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