crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Crackyard

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at

Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!

by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023

Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010

poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006