crackerjacker

Noun

1. A person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.

2. A retarded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.

"That crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and I'll bet he touched every Fruit Loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers."

by billebllunt May 14, 2014

crackerjacker

awesome the best

wow crackerjacker is awesome.

by the illusionist September 23, 2003

Crackerjacker

Someone of a different race who screws over a white person during an illegal transaction.

That crackerjacker just stole my damn money and I ain’t got no weed tonight.

by Shikki Swade June 7, 2018

crackerlackerpoopars

a really random word I made up when i was bored

um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars

by the original clarey May 13, 2004

CrackerJacker

A person who is not caucasian tries to act like one.

Dude, that Kavyn is such a crackerjacker.

by SirKittyLitter May 17, 2009

Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

Crackernacker

An absolute dimwit. Knows nothing at all, nothing. Often used as an insult.

Hey, did you see that crackernacker over there? What an idiot!

by Villager8Games June 5, 2018