crabgobbler

a) noun: the hungriest damn animal in the world
b) noun: a person who is doing something random, stupid or irrational

a) I am as hungry as a crabgobbler
b) look at that crabglobber sandbaggin over there

by Emily Causey July 29, 2006

crabjob

when a handjob is administered with only two fingers -- the thumb and the pointer, like a crab's claw.

behnam: how was your first date?
andy: well i didn't score, but she did give me a sweet crabjob!

by nummers December 9, 2008

crapbort

the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.

i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.

by jgal66 September 21, 2011

Crabby

Angry or upset at the fact you slept with a hooker named Los Cangrejos.

"Yeah, I'm crabby... and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker whose named Los Cangrejos. It turns out in Spanish that means the crabs. I paid $700 for The Crabs. So the next time you think to yourself hey I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs. Maybe you'll open up your travels dictionary... but hey, now you know." - Bryan DeChart

by turbunrex August 15, 2018

Crambo

a person who has waited till the last minute to study, trying to memorize as much information as possible before a test or exam.

John doesn't have a hope of passing his history exam unless he goes all Crambo on that shit.

by mk_ultra February 17, 2009

Crabolocaust

When a group of shore crabs get smashed the fuck up (aka 'tinnied') with a rolling pin.

"Fuck me John boy, if you're gonna eat them crabs you need to tinny them. They look fackin' tasty! It's a bloody crabolocaust, m8!"

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015

Nintendo Crabbies

Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game.

Person: So dude what do you wanna do tonight?
Player: You ass you just made me hit that Goomba and I got a game over I HATE YOU
Person: How is that my fault you can't play when I talk? You got nintendo crabbies bro...

by Karl Suks August 21, 2008