Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

by Camradal November 30, 2003

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing

That party last night was Catastic !

by Gunt123 March 11, 2012

comatastic

Mind-numbing work in front of a computer screen, inducing a coma-like state; monkey work.

Jody: I've got more work on the Code of Federal Regulations to do over the weekend.

Brad: Sounds comatastic.

by Popski December 7, 2006

Comcastic

How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".

Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?

by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013