Covidness

A scale of how bad things are to do with covid-19

It depends on the covidness

by Cgarlie August 18, 2020

Covidient

That period of massive hysteria where everything that've happened was because of Corona Virus

He got stabbed 20 times but doctors said he died because of Corona virus because it's covidient

by Horse with a head of a rabbit May 3, 2022

covidjinity

The state of your body before the first time you had covid-19. Losing covidjinity is what happens when you have covid-19 for the first time and join the community of hundreds of millions of your fellow human beings who experienced the disease.

It’s your first bout of covid? Congrats on losing your covidjinity!

by Mckey February 24, 2023

Covidite

A person that deliberately spreads coronavirus (COVID-19) or willfully ignores the safety protocols such as social distancing.

The Covidite purposefully coughed and the apples in the produce section of the grocery store.

by socialdistancing2020 March 20, 2020

Covidizen

One who abides by COVID 19 social distancing, stay-at-home orders.

He has been staying alone in his house and social distancing from other people during the COVID 19 outbreak. He is a good Covidizen.

by mostlymostly March 31, 2020

CoviDrive

A lovely drive on empty roads. Covidrives were readily available in early 2020 at the start of the corona virus outbreak.

A covidrive is very similar to a country drive along empty country lanes.

Dude1: hey man, i just had the best coviDrive right through town in 10 minutes. there was no cars on the road.
Dude 2: i think i'm gonna take my car for a spin. Social distancing is awesome.

by a_fool April 2, 2020

covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone

I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...

by cocoablini May 19, 2021