cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018

Cousin It

Pulling a girls hair over her face to cover up an oddly shaped head/face or to obscure an unattractive girl's face.

John- I had to cousin it Amy
Rick- Well yeah she has a fucked up head with a great body, only thing you can do

by mr. bitches 3.0 May 15, 2011

cousin

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

by rock November 27, 2004

Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

by It's me 555 October 6, 2017

Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

by Badvibee September 7, 2013

Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

by pleasepleaseplease February 22, 2017