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courtezan 

high-class prostitute
Usualy travels to different areas to meet customers. Provide different services such as week end get a ways, dinners. Up scale men(the rich) use them because they no how to adapt to the situation easily. There job last from days to weeks and cost thousands of dollars but they act like a live in girlfriend or wife but they want talk back or bitch. The may or may not perform the way anescort does but they only work for the upper class and professional men. Courtezan are used by old men that spent to much time working and never got a real relationship and now they have to much money and no one to share it with. Courteazan charge a fee before they show up as proof you have the money you say you do and they travel and stay for long periods of time. They also are dressed and look the best out of all prostitute and carry their self in a professional manner at all time. You get exactly what you pay for and a lot more besides.
courtezan by crdijnesop October 18, 2008
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beef curtians 

a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".
"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."
beef curtians by brian March 14, 2004

meat curtians 

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.
Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.
meat curtians by Ogar October 1, 2003

curtians 

when someone places their ball sack on the bridge of the nose of another person so that each ball covers an eye creating CURTIANS
i gave him the curtians while he was passed out!!!!
curtians by polish power March 28, 2008
Courtland is a bald man with sand paper like chin features. Usually found in his natural habitat the basketball court and likes to shoot some hoops. Lurks around elementary schools...
"You look like a courtland today"
Courtland by Bigbigbogman1984 November 13, 2019

courtland high school 

Noted as the best school in Spotsylvania county. Has some of the hottest girls and guys and represents the best class... CLASS 0F 2006. Has the best parties where the cops dont get called and where people dont run through barbed wire in order to escape from the cops. It isnt filled with dirty people who get incredibly drunk and hook up with random guys and then deny it all the next day. Not very many people at Courtland "pop their collars" and the ones who do... Look damn good with it popped so all you gay ass Riverbend kids, can basically get on your knees now and kiss my ass because we all know Courtland prevails in everything! Oh yeah and for the rest of you Riverbend kids who think you're hot and wanna talk shit about Courtland kids say something now. At least when we have parties we provide alcohol as where yall rely on the Courtland kids to bring it.
Damn Courtland is one tight school I feel bad for all those sorry losers who go to Riverbend.
A great guy who is nice to everyone. Any girl would want him as their girlfriend. He cares for everyone and everyone cares for him. He has lots of friends, but only a few best ones. He is a complete ladies man, everyone likes him! He loves every type of sport, and he is always fit. He lights up everyone's eyes with his beautiful smile. He is a blessing!
Girl 1: Ouu look, there's Courtis ;)

Girl 2: Jeez, I would love to have him as my boyfriend, he is so cute and he is so sporty and he is a great guy!

Girl 1: Hes mine!
Courtis by RocketRap2 December 31, 2011