cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

cornell withdrawl

The withdrawl the body goes through when without Cornell for over 12 hours....may also be defined as when "Walmart" is in dire need of some lil tetrah. Symptoms may include crankiness, fatigue, muscle spasams, and/or involuntary sobbing.

Susan is having serious cornell withdrawl after only 18 hours of being without him.

by monkeys1017 July 8, 2014

Cornelly

Split into North Cornelly and South Cornelly, the latter being slightly more acceptable. Both are places usually inhabited by people who can't afford to live in Porthcawl, not even New Road end. Usually associated with slums, beer, hangovers, more beer and the "Gambo".

"Dude I really want to move out of my parents house in Porthcawl, but I can't afford anything around there...I'll probably just buy a house in Cornelly, they're going for about a fiver"

by Dave100 April 16, 2009

cornell haynes,jr.

the real name of the rapper nelly.
nelly

boy 1: nelly's song grillz is so buff man!
Boy 2: you know his real name is cornell haynes,jr.
boy 1: who cares!?
boy 2:real fans.*rollz eyes*

by Nastaran April 14, 2006

Cornell

Real solid person, loyal to everyone and everything he does. Loves to have money and is a huge money maker named after a college so usually he is smart. A person the ladies love and a sex god.

Name your son Cornell.

by Cornell March 13, 2017

Cornellified

To kick major ass

Cornell Cornellified in the NCAA tourney.
I went 15-2 in that COD MW2 match, I Cornellified

by PARK LAX 42 April 30, 2010

Cornella

Cornella, the cutest person u will ever meet, caring, loving, depressed but doesn't show it, a great friend but doesn't think she is. A really good person but thinks she's a bad one,. Kinda wired, if u ever meet a Cornella or date one she's a keeper

Cornella is beautiful in every way

by Turtles 200 April 13, 2019