couldn't go anyway

Someone is not invited to a party, and when he knows about it, he says couldn't go anyway (OOOH such a shame, so we cancel it!), and increases his/her loserness.

- Yo, how you coming to the party?
- Which party?
- Tonight... you were not invited? oups
- Couldn't go anyway (a couldnt_go_anyweyer star is born)
- Sure, next time (I will go before someone sees that I am talking to you)

by Lorenzo_Lamas March 10, 2015

couldn't be

An expression of unwillingness and or apathy towards a specific proposal. Shortened from couldn't be bothered and of fucked

Man 1: Hey, want to go suck a fart out of my ass?
Man 2: Nah, couldn't be

by Gooch Mcgee August 4, 2007

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

Couldn't'it've

When you say more of could it not have without saying couldn't've, that is very much slurred as "Cu-dn-d-dv"

Why couldn't'it've been done earlier?

by Findloo Chunk August 27, 2020

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016