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Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.
80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.
by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020
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Covidian

I was born as a result of the pandemic shut down of March 2020, therefore I am a Covidian
by Monocle77 July 20, 2021
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covidian

(n.)- One who's infected with the Covid-19 or coronavirus.
Tim: "Jill tested positive for Covid-19 yesterday."

Jennifer: "Were you around her recently? You better get tested, lest you end up a covidian like her."
by KnowPsyUniverse April 4, 2020
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Covidian

Covidian - Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.
by AntWords April 3, 2020
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Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.
Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020
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Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020
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Covidian

Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.
My firstborn child might be from the covidian era.

My new perspective is based on covidian thinking.
by AntWords April 3, 2020
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